h beagle's bombs

H. Beagle and H. Beagle's biographer present some of their inquiries into the world of Twisted Art.
January 28
Bird Shit vs. Dog Shit My good friend the Reverend asked me if I preferred getting shit on by a bird or stepping in dog poop. I answered bird, immediately. This has nothing to do with superstition and I don’t feel lucky on those rare occasions when some pigeon missile connects, of course not. But, if a bird shits on me then a bird shits on me where as if I step in dog shit, then I step in it because some asshole didn’t clean up his own mess. One is just the way the world is, the other still has possibilities to change.

Bird Shit vs. Dog Shit

My good friend the Reverend asked me if I preferred getting shit on by a bird or stepping in dog poop. I answered bird, immediately. This has nothing to do with superstition and I don’t feel lucky on those rare occasions when some pigeon missile connects, of course not.

But, if a bird shits on me then a bird shits on me where as if I step in dog shit, then I step in it because some asshole didn’t clean up his own mess. One is just the way the world is, the other still has possibilities to change.